<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5777475562391818313</id><updated>2011-07-08T01:44:18.035-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I work at Duane Reade, therefore I am depressed</title><subtitle type='html'>Profiles for workers of New York's favorite drug store, and the reasons they are always horribly depressed.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(Part of &lt;a href="http://www.theyearoftheblog.com"&gt;The Year of the Blog&lt;/a&gt; project)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dru Johnston</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05494801918463142130</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/SpF3XACxXOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/MRCWvI96mJ4/S220/Picture+3.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5777475562391818313.post-6318664572548407806</id><published>2009-09-02T13:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T13:24:15.707-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Max King</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7J2dthtfI/AAAAAAAAAC4/503IqqN4qUk/s1600-h/man_slapping_head_sm.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 266px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376956942652650994" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7J2dthtfI/AAAAAAAAAC4/503IqqN4qUk/s400/man_slapping_head_sm.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Name:&lt;/strong&gt; Max King&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Position:&lt;/strong&gt; Front Desk Check Out Clerk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Works For:&lt;/strong&gt; Duane Reade on E. 14th Street&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why I'm Depressed:&lt;/strong&gt; The physical closeness between me and the Peanut M&amp;amp;M's constantly reminds me of the emotional distance between me and my wife.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5777475562391818313-6318664572548407806?l=workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/feeds/6318664572548407806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/max-king.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/6318664572548407806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/6318664572548407806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/max-king.html' title='Max King'/><author><name>Dru Johnston</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05494801918463142130</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/SpF3XACxXOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/MRCWvI96mJ4/S220/Picture+3.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7J2dthtfI/AAAAAAAAAC4/503IqqN4qUk/s72-c/man_slapping_head_sm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5777475562391818313.post-2907485624026922471</id><published>2009-09-02T13:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T13:18:22.147-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fred Hemsley</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7Qb7J5FsI/AAAAAAAAADA/oCEUvuUF8pk/s1600-h/depressed_man_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 255px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376964183281178306" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7Qb7J5FsI/AAAAAAAAADA/oCEUvuUF8pk/s400/depressed_man_small.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Name:&lt;/strong&gt; Fred Hemsley&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Position:&lt;/strong&gt; Assistant Manager&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Works For:&lt;/strong&gt; Duane Reade on 53rd and Lex&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Reason I'm Depressed:&lt;/strong&gt;  We are out of Honey-Braided Pretzel twists and I am getting flak about it from corporate.  I'm also living a complete and utter lie.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5777475562391818313-2907485624026922471?l=workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/feeds/2907485624026922471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/fred-hemsley.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/2907485624026922471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/2907485624026922471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/fred-hemsley.html' title='Fred Hemsley'/><author><name>Dru Johnston</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05494801918463142130</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/SpF3XACxXOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/MRCWvI96mJ4/S220/Picture+3.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7Qb7J5FsI/AAAAAAAAADA/oCEUvuUF8pk/s72-c/depressed_man_small.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5777475562391818313.post-7368352561404576360</id><published>2009-09-02T12:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T12:21:39.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Karen Yeates</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7EVGija1I/AAAAAAAAACw/mluhuj8bUWY/s1600-h/sad_girl_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 281px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376950871938788178" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7EVGija1I/AAAAAAAAACw/mluhuj8bUWY/s400/sad_girl_small.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Name:&lt;/strong&gt; Karen Yeates&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Position:&lt;/strong&gt; Photo Counter Employee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Works For:&lt;/strong&gt; Duane Reade on Amsterdam and 74th&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why I'm Depressed:&lt;/strong&gt; Developing film is a constant reminder that I've never finished that novel.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5777475562391818313-7368352561404576360?l=workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/feeds/7368352561404576360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/karen-yeates.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/7368352561404576360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/7368352561404576360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/karen-yeates.html' title='Karen Yeates'/><author><name>Dru Johnston</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05494801918463142130</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/SpF3XACxXOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/MRCWvI96mJ4/S220/Picture+3.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7EVGija1I/AAAAAAAAACw/mluhuj8bUWY/s72-c/sad_girl_small.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5777475562391818313.post-752585540781244478</id><published>2009-09-02T11:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T12:01:53.155-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jeremy Jones</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7AOH9IdXI/AAAAAAAAACo/X30OTeN31d8/s1600-h/490038_f260.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 260px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 272px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376946354013107570" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7AOH9IdXI/AAAAAAAAACo/X30OTeN31d8/s400/490038_f260.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Name:&lt;/strong&gt; Jeremy Jones&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Position:&lt;/strong&gt; Pharmaceutical Aide&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Works For:&lt;/strong&gt; Duane Reade just south of Canal Street&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why I'm Depressed:&lt;/strong&gt; Sometimes when people ask me where they can find the nasal spray I am reminded of the girl that got away. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5777475562391818313-752585540781244478?l=workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/feeds/752585540781244478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/jeremy-jones.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/752585540781244478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5777475562391818313/posts/default/752585540781244478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workatduanereadethereforeiamdepressed.blogspot.com/2009/09/jeremy-jones.html' title='Jeremy Jones'/><author><name>Dru Johnston</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05494801918463142130</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/SpF3XACxXOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/MRCWvI96mJ4/S220/Picture+3.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3T0qfOWNUHE/Sp7AOH9IdXI/AAAAAAAAACo/X30OTeN31d8/s72-c/490038_f260.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
