Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Max King

Name: Max King
Position: Front Desk Check Out Clerk
Works For: Duane Reade on E. 14th Street
Why I'm Depressed: The physical closeness between me and the Peanut M&M's constantly reminds me of the emotional distance between me and my wife.

Fred Hemsley

Name: Fred Hemsley
Position: Assistant Manager
Works For: Duane Reade on 53rd and Lex
Reason I'm Depressed: We are out of Honey-Braided Pretzel twists and I am getting flak about it from corporate. I'm also living a complete and utter lie.

Karen Yeates

Name: Karen Yeates
Position: Photo Counter Employee
Works For: Duane Reade on Amsterdam and 74th
Why I'm Depressed: Developing film is a constant reminder that I've never finished that novel.

Jeremy Jones

Name: Jeremy Jones
Position: Pharmaceutical Aide
Works For: Duane Reade just south of Canal Street
Why I'm Depressed: Sometimes when people ask me where they can find the nasal spray I am reminded of the girl that got away.